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Fishing season hasnt opened and a fisherman from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts. "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger. "Nope." "Well, meet the new game warden." "Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?" "Nope." "Meet the biggest liar in the state!"

What did Noah do while spending time from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

What sort of net is useless for from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !

What is the difference between a fisherman from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.

Have you seen the new fishing websiteNo from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it's not online yet.

George went fishing but at the end from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. 'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner. 'But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.' 'Why should I do that?' the owner asked. 'So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!'

Lee I just swallowed a fish bone from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I'm serious!

How many South Dakotans does it take from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.

Q How many anglers does it take from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but "It got away"

Fisherman What are you fishing for sonny from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.

Whats the difference between an angler and from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Tim once took his small cousin with from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up. "I'll never do that again," he complained to his Dad. "Did she frighten off the fish?" enquired Dad. "No," replied Tim. "She sat on the bank and ate all my maggots."

What kind of musical instrument can you from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.

The little kid sat on the side from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to humor him, a lady gave him 50 cents, and kindly asked "How many have you caught?" "You're the tenth this morning," was the reply.

An old lady saw a little boy from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday. "Little boy," she called, "don't you know you shouldn't go fishing on a Sunday?" "I'm not going fishing, ma'am," he called back, "I'm going home."

Retired colonel talking of the good old from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No, but I've been fishing in shorts.

A man was fishing in the jungle from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the second man. "Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes."

How many fishermen does it take to from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.

MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin OBannon from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on afternoon, his cousin walked by. "What are ye doing?" asked O'Bannon. "Fishin'," said MacAndrews. "Caught anything?" "Ach, nae a bite," "What are ye usin' fer bait?" "Worms" "Let me see it," said O'Bannon. MacAndrews lifted the line from the water and handed it to his cousin. O'Bannon took out his flask of potcheen and dipped the worm in it. He handed it back to MacAndrews, who cast his line once more. As soon as the worm hit the water, his rod bent over double, the line screaming out. "Have ye got a bite?" asked O'Bannon. "No!" shouted MacAndrews, fighting with the rod, "The worm's got a salmon by the throat!"

One day a fisherman was lying on from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time, a businessman came walking down the beach, trying to relieve some of the stress of his workday. He noticed the fisherman sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this fisherman was fishing instead of working harder to make a living for himself and his family. "You aren't going to catch many fish that way," said the businessman to the fisherman, "you should be working rather than lying on the beach!" The fisherman looked up at the businessman, smiled and replied, "And what will my reward be?" "Well, you can get bigger nets and catch more fish!" was the businessman's answer. "And then what will my reward be?" asked the fisherman, still smiling. The businessman replied, "You will make money and you'll be able to buy a boat, which will then result in larger catches of fish!" "And then what will my reward be?" asked the fisherman again. The businessman was beginning to get a little irritated with the fisherman's questions. "You can buy a bigger boat, and hire some people to work for you!" he said. "And then what will my reward be?" repeated the fisherman. The businessman was getting angry. "Don't you understand? You can build up a fleet of fishing boats, sail all over the world, and let all your employees catch fish for you!" Once again the fisherman asked, "And then what will my reward be?" The businessman was red with rage and shouted at the fisherman, "Don't you understand that you can become so rich that you will never have to work for your living again! You can spend all the rest of your day s sitting on this beach, looking at the sunset. You won't have a care in the world!" The fisherman, still smiling, looked up and said, "And what do you think I'm doing right now?"